lillian13 | (no subject)

tzi wrote me a drabble, so I owe her one:

Movie Night, Supernatural, gen

"C'mon, Dean, it's just a damn movie. Why all the drama?"

"Drama? I'm not giving you drama, bitch, I just don't feel like going to see the damn movie."

"Dude, you're always up for a flick. What's the matter, got a hot date tonight here in Outer Bumfuck, Iowa?"

"Good God, have you seen the chicks down at that bar? I'm not into charity cases, man. And I think that skanky redhead is some kind of demon."

"Soooooo?"

"'mnotgonnaseeamovieaboutsnakesonaplane."

"What was that? I didn't hear you."

"OK, bitch, let me spell it out for you. There is no way in hell I am seeing some crap movie called Snakes on a Plane. End of story."

"Not even if Samuel L. Jackson is in it?"

"....let me get my coat. And you're paying for the popcorn, Sammy."