Which weather god did we insult, and how do we appease him/her?

Yesterday: 105F
Today: I've seen forecasts from 104F to 106F. We'll see. The Heat Index is 110F, right now.
Lowest forecast high for the next 10 days: 99F.

The low (for about 10 minutes at 5am) was 76F. When I got up it was 81F.

WTF?

It doesn't normally get this bad until August, anyway. (Oh, August...*shudder*.)

I can haz new job somewhere cooler, plz?