Which weather god did we insult, and how do we appease him/her?

[lillian13]

Yesterday: 105F
Today: I've seen forecasts from 104F to 106F. We'll see. The Heat Index is 110F, right now.
Lowest forecast high for the next 10 days: 99F.

The low (for about 10 minutes at 5am) was 76F. When I got up it was 81F.

WTF?

It doesn't normally get this bad until August, anyway. (Oh, August...*shudder*.)

I can haz new job somewhere cooler, plz?

Comments

[marthawells.livejournal.com]

Some of my plants look like they've been burned, like someone used a creme brulee torch on them.

[blueraccoon.livejournal.com]

Your low is higher than my day's high up here. Fancy moving to the PNW?

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

I hate to break it to you but it was actually 107 at ABIA yesterday and 106 at Camp Mabry. Neither was a record *whimper*.

Maybe if we dance around on the dying grass and then , I don't know - pass out?