A Question for my flist

If you were at an artsy crafts show somewhere and walking past a booth, would any of the following signs (make you want to come in and browse? Any suggestions for other signs? I'm looking for opinions before I make signs for my show this weekend and the massive Christmas Show Rush that lurks just over the horizon. I'll post a couple of booth photos when I get home.

"All Necklaces and Bracelets Cheerfully Sized to Fit at No Extra Charge"

No Skinny Necklaces Here! Sized for Adults!

"Any Pendant Can Be Made Into an Earring for an Additional $2 Charge"

"OMG! Christmas is Coming! Order  Your Custom Work Now & Avoid the Rush!"

Free Gift Wrap

Gad, I hate the week before a show. I always think of fifty things I should have done weeks ago and have no time to do now.
Off to work out. Five pounds down. Wheeeee!