If a bra goes missing, things could get ugly.

[lillian13]

 All right, the House Elves are officially On Notice. Since I moved in 2 years ago, the following items have vanished: my nuclear tie-dye hoodie, a long-sleeved t shirt, a (brand new!) short-sleeved t-shirt, one striped sock, and now a pillowcase.

That I know of.

This is getting annoying.

I have my own washer and dryer, no roommates. 

THE T SHIRT AND THE HOODIE WERE NEVER IN THE WASHER.

Comments

[wyomingnot]

Do you have cats or ferrets?

[tehomet]

Well, that's bloody weird! Do you have a shifty neighbour nicking stuff off the washing line?!