Run! It's a moose!

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered. -- G. K. Chesterton

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.-- Jack London

The road to hell is paved with adverbs. -- Stephen King

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. -- Robert Heinlein

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.-- Will Rogers

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow. – Agent K, Men in Black

“Hell with golf. When I hit a ball I want some other poor bastard to chase after it.” --Rogers Hornsby

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. -- G.K. Chesterton

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.—Jingo, Terry Pratchett

What are your favorite quotes?