Estate sales rock

I really love estate sales.

( Cut for toy glee! )

And you know how there's this one weekend? The one where everything is happening at once? Mine is the first weekend in November. TWO of my shows are scheduled against each other (I've already juried into one, but damn.) --and so is World Fantasy 2006. Which is being held in Austin. Where I live. And I've already committed to volunteering in the green room.

Why isn't there successful cloning yet? Or better yet, a real time-turner?